Toilets around the world pt95 – The outskirts of Watford

Many, many years ago, I attended a bar mitzvah in The Grove on the outskirts of Watford. All anyone remembers about that event is that several 13 year old boys drank most of the alcohol, yet it was Marc Ronson’s gran who tripped on the stairs.*

I am again at a venue called The Grove that on the outskirts of Watford. This time, the teenagers have not scoffed all the booze. However, as I am driving, I am drinking water, rather a lot of it, so a trip to the bathroom is needed. The convenience is well lit, has been cleaned recently and is in good working order. Not only is there a posh brand of liquid soap, but also hand cream. Oddly, the hand cream and soap are located directly over the hand towels so there is some inevitable seepage. The powerful hand drier seems to direct air at the toilet roll, so an attempt to dry your hands will make the house of office look like the last occupant was the Andrex Puppy.

While the bathroom had some nice bits, there were also some things that were a bit ****, the same can be said for Watford in general.

As reviewed by

Walter Closet

*Marc Ronson was not there, the bar mitzvah boy did not build a career on the back of putting remixing a Smiths song with trumpets.