Upon opening the door of this toilet, one is greeted by pleasing ambient royal blue light. However, once the door is locked, the aforementioned ambient blue light is replaced by harsh normal light. This harsh light is pleasing as it enables your viewer to find and pop an errant whitehead, but less pleasing as your reviewer can now see the mess the previous user left this convenience in. With the sounds of the person in the next cubicle emptying their bowels all too audible, your reviewer cleans the convenience, hoping there is enough toilet paper for them to wipe their undercarriage after dirty bombing the Greek Islands below. Some time later, your reviewer is finally ready to let the contents of his bowels begin their final decent, only to discover the toilet seat will not hold steady against the wall.
The toilet of the Dreamliner, is neither a good dream not a bad one. Rather it's the weird dream you have when your body is telling you that you need to empty your bowels as soon as you wake up. At least the soap was good.
As reviewed by Sir Frank Widdle