I am presently sitting less than two feet away from the toilet in the carriage, this does not agree with my sense of smell.
None the less, as a dilligent reporter, I decide to do one for the team, as it turns out this is not a good idea.
The door to this toilet is barely 5 inches wide. Never mind squeezing a kidney, how is someone supposed to squeeze in? This is not the end of the acrobatics, a contortionist would struggle to enter s space not wider than 5,7 inches. Having skipped a few yoga classes of late U realized I would not be using this facility. The chocolate hostages will have to wait a while longer to be released.
Yours in anticipation,