One hot afternoon in London Zoo, I found myself in need of the loo
Between the monkeys and the insects I found a convenience for a no1 or no2, (which fortunately for the animals they could not view).
The urinal was clean, the floors were too. The bathroom was a credit to the cleaning crew.
The sink was clean, the soap was blue, I quietly did what I had to do.
Then I went to see an emu
As reviewed by Walter Closet
With special thanks to the magnificent Judith Kerr