Toilets around the world goes west – pt6, Hilton Manhattan East, New York 

A reassuringly familiar Hilton style toilet, clean if small. The only difference between a Hilton bathroom here and in the old world is the toilet bowl it’s self. European toilets are relatively high and have a small ammount of water in the bottom. US toilets are lower, wider and for a European have a disconcerting amount of water in the bowl. At first, the European traveller is worried about splashback, however I can report this concern is unfounded. While the shallow bowl does nearly eliminate the risk of pebble dashing when voting for a president, one can’t help feeling that one is a little too close to ones bangers and mash.

Overall, the great American Toilet is not an unpleasant experience, different flushes for different tushes sums it up.

As reviewed by Donald Trumping


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